Im just one of those people.
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”
that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.
actually what kind of name is cantalope.
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room